Oklahoma City Thunder to Court King James

Sure you may be watching the morning ESPN reports about summer of 2010 in the NBA. The big names of Bosh, Wade, and LeBron will all be free agents, and we all are talking about it because LeBron played in Madison Square Garden. The ESPN "rumor" being spread around is that LeBron wants to play in New York with either the Knicks or the Nets.

Well who cares when we all know the true suitors of King James are the Oklahoma City Thunder.

Yes, the Thunder...Did I stutter (well you can't really tell, but thats besides the point)?

From what I hear from league sources, is that the Commish himself has made backwards deals with LeBron and his major sponsor Nike to convince LeBron to go to OKC 2010.

But why? Oh dear god why would anyone want to go to Oklahoma?

Well when I sat down with my source, he told me that the Commish doesn't want to look like a fool for actually convincing all of the owners to allow the Seattle to OKC move to happen. The man is never is wrong, and if he were to start now, his question would be in power.

Look what happened to Gary Bettman. He convinced the owners of some extremely cold weather hockey teams to move down south, and compete with consumers entertainment money. Well the NASCAR and different types of animal fights have entrenched themselves as the main source of spending money in the likes of Atlanta, Nashville, Carolina, and even Phoenix. Once the novelty of the teams wore off people stopped caring without a huge name player for the city to attach to.

So basically, David Stern does not want to look like his now powerless colleague, and he will do that by any means possible.

LeBron James, the Renaissance Man of the Renaissance city.